【Ashe】

give me chicken pox ---
  • Me: Is it bad that I'm too lazy to finish this
  • Friend: Yes. Very. Lazy fuckass.
  • Me: You say fuckass like it's an insult.
  • Friend: My hate for you knows no bounds.
  • Me: Your hate should really learn to respect people's personal space.
  • Friend: I'm gonna have to kill a bitch.
  • Me: Make sure you have the bitch euthanized. It's the only humane way.
  • Friend: *stabs me in the face* DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO?"
  • Me: Well, you've stabbed me in the face. SEEING what I've made you do would be quite difficult at this point, wouldn't it?
  • Friend: *implodes due to hatred*
  • Me: It's moments like this that make me a very proud Latina woman.
  • Friend: I CAN'T EVEN.
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