- Me: Is it bad that I'm too lazy to finish this
- Friend: Yes. Very. Lazy fuckass.
- Me: You say fuckass like it's an insult.
- Friend: My hate for you knows no bounds.
- Me: Your hate should really learn to respect people's personal space.
- Friend: I'm gonna have to kill a bitch.
- Me: Make sure you have the bitch euthanized. It's the only humane way.
- Friend: *stabs me in the face* DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO?"
- Me: Well, you've stabbed me in the face. SEEING what I've made you do would be quite difficult at this point, wouldn't it?
- Friend: *implodes due to hatred*
- Me: It's moments like this that make me a very proud Latina woman.
- Friend: I CAN'T EVEN.
Hey. I like to sing and post things both related and unrelated to that. ---Convey your hearts' deepest inquiry. Offer your soul to me.
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