- *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
- me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
- ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
- me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
- ariana: ouch!
- me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them
are those really the only three places in the world you wear socks to?